Smackology:
The practice in the art of Smack, Trash, Junk Talking. Smackology is the rare ability to belittle the rivals of your favorite teams, leaving a path of Smack Talk destruction in your wake…never being a victim in the wake. This is not an educational path for the meek at heart.
Dr. Smack:
This is the King of the Smack Talkers. This distinction takes years to earn and can only be bestowed by a current PHd (Piled Higher and Deeper) of Smackology. Many have tried…few have achieved.
Smackologist:
One who has mastered the practices of Smackology. This is a special distinction reserved for graduates of Smack University. This is the final step prior to being awarded the distinction of Dr. Smack...which must be bestowed on an individual by an existing Doctor of Smackology.
Smack Pack:
Those that are currently attending Smack University, striving to become Smackologists. Most will never advance past the level of Smack Pack, but will suffer much humiliation trying.
Smacktator:
Those poor souls that will never even obtain the status of Smack Pack. Do not be discouraged…you can still be an Ultimate Sports Fan, just do not enter the ring with a seasoned Smackologist…for your own well being. Just sit on the sidelines and be a Smacktator to avoid life lasting mental trauma.
Smacktatortot:
The very young that show early signs of being gifted in the art of Smackology. On very rare occasions, young children know their calling in life. A Smackologist dreams of having a child that can be called a Smacktatortot.
Smack Attack:
An unprovoked smack down on an unexpected Smacktator or any other lesser qualified Smack Packer. This is a common practice of a Smackologist who suffers from Dr. Smack envy, but it is very rare an accomplished Dr. Smack will stoop to this level. Dr. Smack will want the challenge of only Smack Attacking a seasoned professional...such as another Doctor of Smackology.
Tim Jones - Rivalry Rage, Inc.
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